Funny Kid Picturearmed With Passion and a No 2 Pencil
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B
My dad has a pencil that was once owned by Shakespeare. It's so chewed up that we can't tell if it's 2b or not 2b.
I've decided to marry a pencil I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B
How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day? When she can't find her pencil and there is a tampon behind her ear.
A pencil isn't as phallic as a pen is.
Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil? It's pointless
I'm having a hard time trying to decide on which pencil to use for my English literature exam. 2B or not 2B - that is the question.
I own the chewed pencil that Shakespeare used to write his famous works. He used to chew on it so much that I can't tell whether it's 2B or not 2B.
I have a joke about pizza and a broken pencil unfortunately it's cheesy and pointless
How does a mathematician solve their constipation? They work it out with a pencil
How do you make a room darker with a pencil? Draw the curtains.
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? Because it's pointless.
I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem? He worked it out with a pencil.
What's the difference between a Feminist and a Pencil? A pencil has a point.
I thought about inventing a pencil with an eraser at both ends. But I didn't see the point.
Today I wanted to make a broken pencil pun But there's no point.
How did the mathmatician become unconstipated? He worked it out with a pencil
I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
So I've decided to marry a pencil I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B
Wanna hear a joke about an unsharpened pencil? Never mind...it's pointless.
What did the constipated mathematician do? He worked it out with a pencil.
A man showed up for a duel armed only with a pencil and paper. He then proceeded to draw his weapon.
I found an old pencil I found an old pencil that apparently belonged to Shakespeare. It's so chewed up through the years that I can't tell if it's 2B, or not 2B. ✏
When can't a pencil write out a check? When it's broke.
What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil? One's a fruit, you idiot.
I used to have an invisible pencil I really didn't see the point of it.
The teacher tells the class: 'Whoever gets the next question right, can go home early.' Benjamin throws his pencil to the front of the class. Teacher picks it up and asks: 'Who was that?'
Benjamin: 'Me, good day.'
How did the mathematician treat his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil.
The reason no one likes my story about a broken pencil: It's pointless.
I'm getting married to my pencil, I can't wait to introduce my parents to my wife 2B!
Did you guys hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil
I tried to write with my broken pencil today it was pointless
How did the accountant solve his constipation problem? The same way he solves all his problems - he worked it out with a pencil.
Did you here about the mathematician who had a problem of constipation? He worked it out with a pencil
What kind of pen / pencil do people with Parkinson use? Unstabilo.
SON: I have to write a report about my hero. **ME:** Aww, who'd you pick? **SON:** Darth Vader. **ME:** Oh. You don't…you don't want to maybe pick somebody you know? **SON [Puts pencil down]:** Who do I know that can choke people with their mind?
Stop trying to predict the next Arab Spring Just pencil it in six weeks after Arab Groundhog Day.
I was in the shop looking for a new pencil for English class 2B or not 2B, that is the question
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